I was out and about today, so had no time to properly produce an ad.
However, unable to kick the habit I just had to write the copy on the old dog ‘n’ bone.
So apologies for the execution.
A bit of a saucy double entendre to kick us off.
Was envisioning a white bikini-clad girl with lobster-esque sunburn. If this was the case they’d look a little like an old-fashioned barbers pole. Sunburn is obviously preferable to a appointment at Sweeney Todd’s barbershop, but it’s still not a great look.
We’ve all been there. Excruciating sun burn on your back. What do your mates think would be incredibly amusing? Giving it a damn-hard whack. Ouch. It’s not worth it – remember suncream.
Again apologies for the execution, but hope you enjoy the copy anyway.