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@OneMinuteBriefs: Advertise SEX


If you weren’t already thinking about it, you are now.

Some studies reckon us blokes think about it every 7 seconds. Wow, how does anyone get anything done?

For something apparently so prevalent in our minds, the lack of visceral, gratuitous, pornographic shock-ads was most surprising. In fact, the best thing about Friday’s brief was the, almost universal, attempt to be subtle. As if it’s some sort of taboo.

My ads were no different. And overall it turned out to be a really cracking brief.

The guys over at @OneMinuteBriefs were pretty chuffed with their glittering testimonial (2nd ad down). And I was pretty stoked to be able to crowbar in some onomatopoeia – Bow Chicka Wow Wow.

Let me know what you think in the comments below, you pervs.

P.S. They reckon that sex sells, so let’s see how much ogling this post gets. I’ll let you guys know.

Onomatopoeic sound from porn.
Is oneminutebriefs better than sex? Noise Keith Lemon makes oooooooshhh Quagmire catchphrase giggity Duble entendre for business and sex

@OneMinuteBriefs: Advertise Advertising


Ermmmm…

That was my first reaction. It was definitely a tricky one today.

How does one go about advertising… advertising?

As I write this I’m struggling to compare it to anything other than describing a description. I’m not even sure that applies.

However, I am sure it’s not the same as butchering a butcher.

It was certainly a bit of a mind-boggler, but here’s what I came up with:

ADVERTISING - ABRAKADABRA ADVERTISING  - SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING - BLAH BLAH

@OneMinuteBriefs: Advertise Meals on Wheels


Meals on Wheels.

A return to school-dinners for the elderly and the vulnerable – except they’re delivered right to your door.

I can’t imagine they taste that great.

But, hopefully these are some tasty ads.

MEALS ON WHEELS - GOURMET

A play on the word “Michelin” – good food delivered to you via a car using Michelin tyres.

MEALS ON WHEELS - BREAD AND BUTTER

“Bread & Butter” i.e. your necessities. Meals on Wheels delivers a necessary service.

MEALS ON WHEELS - OM NOM NOM

Adopted a slightly younger target audience for this. More a bit of fun and play on the colloquial “om nom nom”

MEALS ON WHEELS - SUAREZ

Ads are always great if they’re current. Enter the infamous Suarez – always in the news, which is great for advertisers.

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